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Tuesday, February 26th, 2002
10:08 pm
hey world, just checkin out my newly downlaoded live journal thingy, its sooo cool
Thursday, August 23rd, 2001
10:43 pm
im back
IM BACK FROM CAMP BABY!!!! ooooohhh, it feels good to be back. hell yeah. so, its kinda boring here, my day pretty much consits of hanging with friends and shopping for boarding school...that sucks... i need some action... some play... some chicks!!! or something else... like a mongoose!!! i no longer have a gf... she went pyscho on me and i have no clue what happened... but thats ok, ive moved on.... all ive got to say is... bows first!!!! ah camp was good, soo good. however there was no mongoose or wombat, or mouse around... so that sucked major left. mhmmmm... yeah. disturbed.... GORILLAZ!!!! today was a good day. i had to go shopping to get shit so that i can ride horses... even though i dont know how. i had to get boots so i could shovel shit... plesant thought no? ok im done, peace.
Saturday, June 16th, 2001
1:48 pm
NO ONE IS COMMENTING GOD DAMMIT!! bllaaaaaaa
hi everyone, i havent updated in a while, cause im lazy. im very sad today cause it might be the last time i see my girlfriend for 2 months, and then i go to boarding school... by the way, kate, ur name will be blow... im just joking. okay, for those of u who have no idea wut i just said, u shouldnt so dont ask. but i will ask something of you, comment on this damn journal entry, no one is commenting... yeah. id like to give a shout out to all my new yorkers... even though i dont live in new york... but yeah. weeeeee!!! staind!!! i think im a bit obsessed with it. im gonna blast it at camp so paul's kkk meeting has to be interrupted right sam? burn *^%(% burn!! kk feeva! i hate paul! that old fart with his wrinkly ballsack, why is he still at out camp, his only purpose is to scare kids and yell at them. i once told paul someone stole my frisbee and threw it in a tree, i asked him if he could help me get it down and that i dont want anyone to get in trouble. he yelled at me for throwing my frisbee in a tree, then i told him it wasnt me and he yelled at me for letting someone throw it in a tree. he has a serious stick up his ass (by the way, the story happened when i was 10). hey nick (rupp, rodman, u wouldnt understand so dont think that im just doin this to annoy you), member when we did that thing with mark? and paul told us to bend over? well... he didnt ask us to bend over, but he fuckin raped us with words, and then we had to write all those letters. paul needs a good raping. ok, lets branch off from paul now... and go on to DC!!!! dc... dc.. dc... slacker...not much i can say bout him, but goddamn washuma is hot!! j/k. "looka me!! looka me!!! (sound of a ball being thrown... if there is such a thing) *thump!* ohohohoh no no NoooOOOOoo!!!!!" aahhhh... ace... u are a retard, but i still resent u for no reason... ok im not makin any sense, maybe its cause its hot as a bear's nuts in my room and im gonna shrivel up to nothingness pretty soon... whoa, todays entry was pretty long, sweet, and if u dont comment on this, i will seriously... yeah, i will go postal. mmmm.... staind. ok, im done, see ya guys. love ya guys

Current Mood: bouncy
Tuesday, June 12th, 2001
9:57 pm
totally drained of my life
I WISH TODAY WAS SUNDAY SO I COULD GET A CHEESEBURGER FOR... 39 CENT... AT MCDONALDS... BABY!!! chikity china? chinese chicken!! i am so not bored right now! my friend wetzel, jessie (oooOOOOooo couple right hea!) an my girlfriend kate is over, and i dont know why im doin this right now... but i know am totally drained right now, either that or im backed up, ive got my work cut out for me. but i think ill find releaselater tonight... actually iprobably wont... god damn (boo hoo). as my friend erin said, i am abc. peace out guy.

Current Mood: drained
Sunday, June 10th, 2001
1:47 pm
SUMMER TIME!!!
it is summer... and i leave in 1 1/2 weeks for camp... i have nothing to do, but read comics, listen to music, and talk to people online... but i aint complaining. my dsl still isnt up. those people at sprint must be having mad anal with each other because we havent had it for almost 3 weeks. there was one point when we had it, and then it fanished. i think they are just doing just to annoy us because they hate me. they know i am the chosen one who will save the world from the evil dragons and that crazy bitch with the skiny ass legs... god damn, im getting to involved in my comics. its not my fault im a super japanese samurai guy who cant die... AGGHH!! must... stop... thinking... about.. my comics... must..think...about...girls...got...to...stop.. talking..in...segments. ok im done, but so much to write! last night was awsome, we roled some dice (if u dont know what im talking about, u shouldn't), which was fun. however, wetzel and i made some changes to the dice. this time it will be more interesting...right kate? mwahahahahahahaahahaaha...ha...ha...ha? ok im lost. mmm.....staind. i have to go exchange some comics today, only cause i already have them. i cant wait till tuesday... graduation! last thing i have to do with school!... fuck the party, we're ditching that and going out (we being people and i)... so bored...dont have anythign else to talk about... just remember... if u find a poisonious rat on your kitchen floor, dont eat cheese. and also, if u are being attacked by big burly men, dont pull down your pants and bend over.

Current Mood: ecstatic
1:47 pm
SUMMER TIME!!!
it is summer... and i leave in 1 1/2 weeks for camp... i have nothing to do, but read comics, listen to music, and talk to people online... but i aint complaining. my dsl still isnt up. those people at sprint must be having mad anal with each other because we havent had it for almost 3 weeks. there was one point when we had it, and then it fanished. i think they are just doing just to annoy us because they hate me. they know i am the chosen one who will save the world from the evil dragons and that crazy bitch with the skiny ass legs... god damn, im getting to involved in my comics. its not my fault im a super japanese samurai guy who cant die... AGGHH!! must... stop... thinking... about.. my comics... must..think...about...girls...got...to...stop.. talking..in...segmants. ok im done, but so much to write! last night was awsome, we roled some dice (if u dont know what im talking about, u shouldn't), which was fun. however, wetzel and i made some changes to the dice. this time it will be more interesting...right kate? mwahahahahahahaahahaaha...ha...ha...ha? ok im lost. mmm.....staind. i have to go exchange some comics today, only cause i already have them. i cant wait till tuesday... graduation! last thing i have to do with school!... fuck the party, we're ditching that and going out (we being people and i)... so bored...dont have anythign else to talk about... just remember... if u find a poisonious rat on your kitchen floor, dont eat cheese. and also, if u are being attacked by big burly men, dont pull down your pants and bend over.

Current Mood: ecstatic
Thursday, June 7th, 2001
6:00 pm
stuff, only for the coolest of kids... that means you!
i am happy today! the last day of school! and then summer!! i am happy!! this saturday is my birthday party!! its gonna kick ass! one giant orgy... minus the giant nd minus the orgy... but still... it will be great! even though heather and carly probably wont come to the party, but still. WE WILL RENT GIA!! mbllaa... what else do i say? i dont know... please comment on some journal entrys... i really get bored not getting any, and if i dont get some, i fall deep into the hole of deepness and shame. i go now and await the commenting of my entries.... i love you kate ^_^
Monday, June 4th, 2001
7:25 pm
BEEF JERKY
im all alone in my room. u ever get that feeling someone is watching u, but no oneis there? i get that feeling all the time, only cause there are knomes under my bed who try to beat me up every night. they suck big juicy nuts... kinda like dana. onyl she sucks cock... akakakaaka...today i met some KOOL KOOL KOOL new yorkers... they are so so kool. and they are... kool. i know them cause my friend sam is a kool kool new yorker too... wut sux is that i will never see them... unless i come to new york, which i will. so then i will see them! now im going in circles. im nto making sense... god damn. i wonder if new york has lots of cool places to go and do stuff. like the praminad (I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT DAMMIT!!) or westwood, cause then that would be cool. EVOLUTION IS THE BEST MOVIE!!! i saw the premire on friday. I SAW DAVID DUCHOVNEY AND ORLANDO JONES... but seriously? the movie is ghostbusters times 10. hey ghost busters takes place in new york doesnt it? cool cool cool. well im running out of things to say... peace new yorkers! i love u all!!
7:13 pm
LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL!!! (ERIC IS GAY!!)
I would like to start the entry saying that... ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!
and that.... ERIC IS GAY AND A PENGUIN!!!!ERIC IS GAY AND A PENGUIN!!!!ERIC IS GAY AND A PENGUIN!!!!ERIC IS GAY AND A PENGUIN!!!!ERIC IS GAY AND A PENGUIN!!!!ERIC IS GAY AND A PENGUIN!!!!....
ok... now i can start....blaa... i am mad. I have no time to hang out with my girlfriend. she always has dance and im always busy... god damn. they want me to do the erbs.. fuck that shit. i dont care bout no erb. school is almost done. break out the parties dammit!!! god damn... im bored.... blaa. ok im done, peace people

Current Mood: blah
Sunday, June 3rd, 2001
9:41 am
HOLY SHIT!! BILLYS GOT A CHOAD!!! AND HES NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!! ON ME!!!!
holy friggin shit. video production is anally raping me right now. i have to edit a movie by friday. thats kool, only i have to do it with a program i dont know how to use!!! shit im dead. i cant wait!! my b-day!!! soon!! blaaaaa!!! oh shit... i just realized that i havent finished my core project for honors yet... shit... i think ill finish it at home and e-mail it to school... ill finish it at snack, lunch, and options.... but... blaaaaaa!! micah!!! answer your phone!!!
i was talk to kate last night, it was quite late... hahahahahahhaa!!! that rhymes!! bosauce.. only not... breasticles... not testicles mind you... have you ever seen a cat howl at the moon? no? i have... it almost made me jump over it... but i am no cow!!! how dare you!!! i think im going insane... god damn, my sis is making me get off... peace yall

Current Mood: billy and his choad
Saturday, June 2nd, 2001
5:47 pm
CAMP!!! ^_^ AND NO SCHOOL!!!!!!!! ^O^
THERE NO MORE SCHOOL AFTER THIS WEEK!!!!! AND THEN I GET TO GO TO CAMP!!!!!!! I AM HAPPY. but i wont get to see my girlfriend enough cause she dances almost every day... so its gonna be hard to do it... but i must!!!! i must out do Rob!!! that bastard has no patience... but enough of rat hair.... ROB IS GAY!!!!!! ROB IS GAY!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!.... whew... im beat... that took away all my energy... CAMP WIL BE AWSOME!!!! two months away from my parents!!! and 2 months in maine alone with just my friends and a bunch of mingooses!!! oh yeah and a moose. oh joy... REN AND STIMPY!!!!! i used to love that show... but then it went off the air.... speakingof air... i must fly now.... WEEEEE!!!! *ZOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Current Mood: confused
Thursday, May 31st, 2001
11:54 am
wetzel has japan
hey kate, this saturday.... wetzel has japan... yes he HAS japan.... ^_^ weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Current Mood: numb
11:31 am
BORED AND SICK... LOVE SICK AKAKAKAKAKAKAKA ^_O
Today i am so bored. I am waiting for thid girl to call me from school. she said she was either gonna call me at snack or lunch... good lord... its ll:36. i want her to call me cause i am bored. and she is kool, nice, pretty, and hot! and she's a ballerina ^_o. i dont know if we are going out or not... i think we are...i think we should... but thats just me. hmm... AGGHHH!!!! GRAMMAR TEST TOMORROW!!!!!!! but i should be fine, i have all day to study. i want kate to call me... wetzel is so damn lucky... he gets to go to japan!! i wish i had japan... im pysched for rocky horror picture show! i get to hang out with all my new ballerina friends and see jessie and kate in action... when wetzel and i go to the ballet show... i think im gonna go... i want to go... but i gotta work out all the formalities. its really cool, cause wetze and i are best friends, and kate and jessie are best friends (i think)... and wetz is goin out with jessie, and im sorta goin out with kate... kate is cool. lifes like a dick, it gets hard when u fuck it... hhahaha kate. ^_^ luv ya

Current Mood: waiting for a phone call
Wednesday, May 30th, 2001
8:21 pm
MOGLY!!!!!!!!
mogly!!! he is so cool. i could just grab him and squeeze him and squeeze him for hours. Erin... today i took a random toddler home today... hes getting stale

sit on my face and tell me that you love me
ill sit on your face and tell you i love you too

there are some who call me.... tim?

she turned me into a newt!!!!
a newt you say?
I got betta!!!!

and what else floats on water?
apples!!!
little rocks!!!
a duck!!!
ahh yes! so if she weighs as much as a duck then she is made of wood.. and she is made of wood... shes witch!!!


if a wich is made of wood, how can we tell she is a witch?
light her on fire!!!
build a bridge out of her!!!
throw her in the pond!!!!


MONTY PYTHON IS GENIOUS!!!
I LOVE YOU ALL

ESPECIALLY SOMEONE (they know who they are.... er they should know... er ... maybe they dont... but still... they should!)

Current Mood: i feel like a mongoose
5:24 pm
SICK AS NUTS
today i didnt feel well, and i still dont feel well.... so i feel sick right now. i really hate it when people spell my name zach because they think its zachary... ITS ZACK DAMMIT!!! i think its a government conspiracy... tell everyone my name is zack. maybe im an alien and i dont know it... maybe my home is on mars and earthlings wiped out my people so now they feel they should give me a home on earth... when i think about things like this it makes me feel like the whole human race is an alien race... how do we know that we are not an alien race that was sent to colonize this planet but then they lost all memory of their old planet, maybe in the future we will discover this... kinda like the game homeworld... that would be kool... ok im gone.
5:15 pm
monty python
isnt awfully nice to own a penis? isnt it frightenly fun to have a dong? its swell to own a stiffy, its divine to have a dick. form the tiniest little tiger to the worlds biggest prick
so 3 cheers for your willy or john thomas horay for your one eyed trouser snake your piece of pork your wive's best friend your percy or your cock you can rap it up in ribons u can slip it in a sock
but dont take it out in public
or they will stick you in the dock
and you wont becom a bank
Zackb86: oooOOOOooo thank you very much

Current Mood: loved
Tuesday, May 29th, 2001
10:19 pm
my mom
my mom is telling me to log off... i say no.... she says yes.... and now shes watching me type this.... boogabooga booga!!!!!!!!! oh.... she wasnt scared.... i hate it when people watch over my shoulder... she just laughed... and again... NERPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! choad.
9:07 pm
CANADIAN
WETZEL IS A CANADIAN POOKER FACE!!!!WETZEL IS A CANADIAN POOKER FACE!!!!WETZEL IS A CANADIAN POOKER FACE!!!!WETZEL IS A CANADIAN POOKER FACE!!!!WETZEL IS A CANADIAN POOKER FACE!!!!WETZEL IS A CANADIAN POOKER FACE!!!!WETZEL IS A CANADIAN POOKER FACE!!!!WETZEL IS A CANADIAN POOKER FACE!!!!WETZEL IS A CANADIAN POOKER FACE!!!!WETZEL IS A CANADIAN POOKER FACE!!!!WETZEL IS A CANADIAN POOKER FACE!!!!WETZEL IS A CANADIAN POOKER FACE!!!! HE ALSO LOVES JESSIE!!!
8:01 pm
ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!
ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!VROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!VROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!ROB IS GAY!!!!!!!!
7:41 pm
RANDOM SHIT CAUSE IM BORED
im am so bored... right now im sitting here listening to tool, writing this, i dont know why i am, i just am. i wish i had some lysol, or some of that stuff that is cheese in a bottle, u know, the stuff u spray. u know what im taking about... u damn midgimullet!!! dont back talk to me!!! Tool is good. wetzel... at times there is such thing as being a little too horny... and as or hamza... ur full of bullshit... yes thats right.. im italian and i dont belive u. one of ur own kinds. UNDER THE BRIDGE DOWNTOWN IS WHERE I DREW SOME BLOOD. UNDER THE BRIDGE DOWNTOWN I COULD NOT GET ENOUGH UNDER THE BRIDGE DOWNTOWN I GAVE MY LIFE AWAY
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